#sweet geezus

[shatinn]

Love and Deepspace - Sylus

[baybaysbaybay]

Me today cause unfortunately I was born with a uterus

[woe-is-tuli]

ATEEZ(에이티즈) - 'Birthday' - Seonghwa

[umbreonwolfy]

Send to 10 other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep this going to make someone smile! Add a heart so we know how long the chain's been going! ❤️🖤💖🤍💚💛💗💙🩶🩵🤍🤎💟💜❣️❤️‍🩹🧡💜💝💕💖❤️‍🔥💗🫀🩷🩵

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

You are the sweetest bean omg. Thank you dear 🫂💌 This did indeed make me smile ❤️

[red-hemlock]

Ohhh lovely, it sounds like she should've been worrying about her own reputation all the while instead, doesn't it? But alas, that's something to worry about rectifying on her own time... If he doesn't know, it's certainly not worth continuing the pursuit for now.

"Well if you're really sure then that's fine by me, darling. Consider it a 'date', then!" She chuckles, not all that fussed over the thought of waltzing into the territory of another Rogue. The Riddler wasn't exactly known for his feats of physical strength, she's pretty confident she could take him if this turned-out to be the prelude to some funny 'game' he's cooked-up.

"Hmm... It'll need to be a late rendezvous though, so I hope that's alright. I've some important business that needs to be completed before then. You understand how it is, yes?"

Edward shook his head and smiled. “I love cats, don’t get me wrong. But I would rather make you dinner and talk with you than feed a cat. Don’t worry about me, it’s not going to harm me if I’m associated with you.”

He wondered if he had enough ingredients currently in order to make what River wanted, but he could always buy more if he ran out.

“Sure, I’ll surprise you. I agree that would be very enjoyable for both of us…I don’t know who the person who started the rumor is, I just know that there’s a lot of people in our similar circles who talk about it. Do you want to visit my apartment tomorrow? I’ll make you the food then, we can eat together and I can also show you my hit list.”

[atarathegreat]

reader plays a prank on her boyfriend (rindou) where she makes her boyfriend believe that she is going to see another boy ;b

Prank Gone Wrong

Rindou was confused. Had she meant to send him such a funky text? Calling him a nickname he hated and saying she would meet him somewhere she knew he would never go to.

"I don't think that text was for you." Ran sighed, getting up and pulling his shoes on. Rindou thought his brother was too quick to jump to conclusions. His girlfriend was a good girl, she was loyal and stayed by his side, there was no way she was hanging out with someone else. Right?

He'd be lying if he said that he wasn't waiting for his brothers' updates. Each hour there was another text that said I got one. Rindou wasn't sure what that meant, but he knew his brother was watching out for him. He trusted you, so he was a little torn about the way this was all going. Especially when he met his brother to find any and all males that had ever been near you in a friendly setting.

"What the hell is this?" Rindou waved at all the boys that were either tied up or knocked out, a select few being cowed in the corner by other Tenjiku members. Ran tapped his baton firmly against his little brothers neck, "Look. Recognize any of them? Each and every one of them has been around Y/n in the last month and a half. So, unless she's met someone new, she's being coy."

"So you kidnapped her acquaintances?" Rindou raised an eyebrow at his brother and the lower members, "How does that even make sense?"

Ran rolled his eyes. "Look, baby brother, I want to make sure she isn't cheating and you want peace of mind that your sweet princess is loyal to you. This is how we do that."

Rindou still wasn't sure how that made sense, but whatever his brother wanted is what they did. If they had time to. Before he could even start digging in, there she was. School uniform perfectly in place on her curves and her hair done the same as any other day but no less pretty. Even her scowl as she chastised the charismatic brothers was gorgeous to Rindou. She was midway through her rant when he couldn't stop himself from grabbing her hand.

"I'm serious, Rin!" She tugged free and moved to help her friends up and out, "You can't go nabbing people over a prank!"

"I didn't do it..."

"You can't have Ran do it, either!"

"I-"

"Stop him next time!" She grabbed his hand once all her friends were safely out, "Do you two have dodo brains? Rocks for synapses? Geezus, Rin!"

Rindou didn't mind walking her home, even if she was in a sour mood. At least he knew it was a prank now. If anything, he felt a little guilty for ruining the fun for her. She probably didn't think it would go that way and was wanting a nice laugh. Instead, he let Ran go out and grab as many third years as he wanted to satisfy his own curiosity.

"Sorry I messed up your prank." Rindou pulled her hand up, kissing the back of it, then all her knuckles.

Even her sighs were heavenly. "I should've known you and Ran would pull some silly stunt like this if I pranked you, so it's my fault."

[obaex]

the one that chases you (five) - rafe cameron

summary: when jj sees you again, he isn't able to let you go without saying something, and rafe is here to tell him he doesn't have any other choice.

word count: 1.8k

warnings: canon-level violence

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You and Rafe had been laying low, going to a few parties here and there but preferring to spend most of your time together, soaking in the summer days lying in the warm sand at the beach or swimming in his pool together, your legs and arms wrapped tightly around him. You couldn't get enough of each other. But when he asked you about a party at the boneyard after your morning run, you thought it sounded like fun.

You took the time to do your hair and makeup and put on a cute dress that you had just bought at the Kildare surf shop. It was short with thin straps and an exposed back, highlighting your deeply tanned skin. You could hear the sound of Rafe's truck kicking up the gravel in your driveway as you took one last look in the mirror, taking a moment to appreciate the love you had shown yourself, your heart, your mind and your body over the last few months, the results of which were truly stunning; Sarah was right, you were glowing.

Rafe was leaning against his truck, hands in his pockets as he waited for you. When he saw you slip through the front door, he stood up straight, eyes wide, as he literally put a hand over his mouth drinking you in. He thought you were just as beautiful when you were drenched in sweat from your runs as you were flaunting your assets in a bikini, but seeing you fully done up in the glow of the golden hour was almost too much for him to handle. You were a stunner, and he couldn't believe you were his, after all this time.

"Geezus, gorgeous" was all he could manage to say as you approached him, smiling wide. He met you halfway, taking your face in his hands and capturing your smile with his lips, kissing you with the passion of a man headed off to war. You looped your arms around his shoulders, sinking into his arms as he began to leave a trail of kisses on your cheek and down your neck, settling on your sweet spot and working it with his lips.

"Rafe" you said breathlessly, nudging him gently, "You're going to leave mark!" He pulled back reluctantly and sure enough there was a small bruise forming at the base of your neck.

"I'm sorry, gorgeous, you look so so beautiful. I just can't believe I get to call you mine" he said, brushing your nose gently with his before taking your hand and leading you to his truck, opening the door for you before settling into the driver's seat.

By the time you made it to the beach, the sun was setting and there was already a substantial crowd there. Rafe led you by the hand over to your friends where you settled in, soaking in the joy of a sweet summer night surrounded by friends, with Rafe's arm draped around your shoulder.

You laughed deeply at a joke that Kelce was making at Topper's expense. Your laugh carrying to the other side of the party, nearly lost in the cacophony of the music and loud voices but for the one person that was desperate to hear it, JJ. His heart began racing as he turned his head every which way, trying to find you. The pogues collectively saw the change in his demeanor and that's when the crowd parted enough for them to see you.

"Ok, is it just me, or did Y/N have a massive glow up?" Kie said, the shock evident in her voice.

She wasn't wrong. The girl they knew lived on a permanent high of weed and Bud Light, content with washing her hair maybe once a week with a wardrobe consisting of JJ's oversized t-shirts and the same two pairs of denim shorts.

You didn't even look related, let alone the same person. Your hair was thick, shiny and clean. You were wearing makeup albeit simple and tasteful, a brush of mascara and bronzer. You had on a dress that advertised your sparkling tan and toned arms and legs. But beyond anything else you had a thousand-watt smile, joy radiating off of you in a way they had never seen when you were with JJ as you gazed up at Rafe, hanging on his every word. And it was the way you were looking at him that had JJ up and on his feet before any of the pogues could grab him.

He beelined for you, shoving people out of the way, on a war path. The sound of people's annoyed shouts catching your attention. Before you realized what was happening you felt Rafe's arm slide off of your shoulders to set down his beer, kissing you on the temple before turning to Topper and saying "Get her out of here."

"Come on, Y/N" Topper said, putting his arm around you as he tried to guide you away, gentle but firm.

"Wait, what's going on? Rafe, what are you doing?" you asked, panic rising in your voice as you tried to wiggle out of Topper's grasp.

Rafe knew this day would come. It was inevitable. He knew what it felt like to be the center of your attention, to have your eyes sparkle and nose crinkle when he made you laugh. He knew what it felt like to have your warm lips pressed to his, to drink in the smell of you, vanilla and coconut. He knew how his fingers came alive when they touched your smooth skin. And now that he had you, he knew if he ever lost you, he would look exactly like Maybank did right now. JJ wasn't able to let you go, and Rafe was here to tell him he didn't have any other choice.

Topper continued to pull you away from the gathering crowd but you fought back, "If this is about me, I have a right to be here!" you demanded.

"He just doesn't want you to get hurt" Topper sighed. "Just stay next to me." You obliged and he wrapped his arm protectively around your shoulder.

JJ's eyes had been locked on you and he laughed at the sight. "Didn't take long for you to fall right back into it, did it sweetheart?" he shouted mockingly in your direction.

"Hey! You don't speak to her" Rafe cautioned, approaching him with an arm outstretched.

JJ ignored him, "Queeeeeeen Koooook" he called out to you. "You had us all fooled with the way you shit talked your friends. Do they know what you said, sweetheart? Should I tell them?"

"Last warning, Maybank" Rafe growled, taking another step towards him. Holding himself back if only for your sake. "I mean it, don't you say another word to her."

JJ continued brashly, eyes never leaving you, "Or should I tell your boyfriend here what I had you moaning the last time you rode my-"

Rafe's fist collided so hard with JJ's face that you could hear the crunch from where you were standing and the crowd led out a collective gasp. And then, Rafe was on top of him, wailing on him, howling with each punch, "Stay" punch "the FUCK" punch "away" punch "from my girl" punch punch punch. JJ didn't have a chance. kooks and pogues alike descended on them, trying to break up the fight, but Rafe was a man possessed. It took four guys to pull him off of JJ, still screaming as they carried him away, "I fucking mean it Maybank! You keep our names out of your mouth!"

You were shaking as Topper hugged you closer into his side and tears streamed down your face. You had never seen Rafe so angry in your life, and you realized you were the cause of all of this. "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry" you muttered.

"Hey, hey it's okay" Topper said, comforting you as one of your girlfriends rubbed your back. "We don't give a shit what that pogue said or what you might have said, we're just glad to have you back on the right side of the island where you belong."

"I've got to go talk to him" you said, trying to break away. You could still hear Rafe yelling in the distance, clearly agitated.

"Maybe you should give him a minute?" Topper suggested cautiously.

"What have I done, Top?" you sniffled, "I don't want to be screwing up Rafe's life."

"Screwing up his life? Are you kidding me? I have never seen him so damn happy - current circumstances aside. He's been pining after you forever. And the way he looks at you - I know we give him so much shit for it, but if we're honest? It's because we're jealous. What y'all have is real. He would do anything for you, and I know you feel the same way too."

"Thanks, Top" you said, hugging him. "I'm gonna go check on him, I'll see you later."

You walked in Rafe's direction, finding him leaning against his truck, hands on his knees, head down, breathing heavily, surrounded by the four friends that had pulled him out of the fight. When they saw you, they took it as their cue to leave, hugging you or patting you on the back as they walked by.

As you approached him, you could see the blood dripping from his knuckles, and could see his whole body shaking. He was hyperventilating.

"Rafe" you said quietly. His head snapped up at you and you could see blood spattered on his face and the collar of his shirt. You approached him carefully, moving to wipe the blood off of him as you took his face in your hands. "I'm so sorry he said those things-" you started.

"What did I say?" he replied. "No more apologies. You don't need to apologize for his actions."

"Come here" you said, stepping closer, pulling him into you as you looped your arms around his neck. You could feel his heart hammering in his chest and his limbs shaking as he brought his arms around you, leaving his hands outstretched, not wanting to touch your dress with his hands for fear of getting you dirty.

"I didn't want you to see me like that" he said, after a moment, almost a whisper. "I have this anger and fear inside of me. F-fear of losing you. Again. But I need you to know I would never hurt you."

Your heart squeezed at that. "I know" you said, not missing a beat. And you did, without question.

"Running helps" he admitted, pulling back to look at you. "I think that's why I kept doing it when you were gone, besides the fact that I was hoping you would come back. If I didn't have a way to deal with this rage inside of me, I would have burned a path all the way across the island to you."

You touched your forehead to his, laughing quietly, "After what I saw tonight, I have no doubt. Let's get you home, Rocky."

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part six

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[yuckyfucky]

⋆｡ﾟ(??????? // ?????????) 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑.𝖿𝗍.𝐄𝐋𝐋𝚰𝐄 𝐖𝚰𝐋𝐋𝚰𝐀𝐌𝐒 remix

author’s scribbles: my s!lly as$ was in an incredibly s!lly mood. i wanna laughᵎᵎ i wanna have fun, a bch can hardly sit stillᵎᵎ

summary: ♡ ellie goes out on a date with friend ♡

uhhh w⚠︎rnings(??)..mm 2 b aware of..(???): honestly self insert, alllll oc’s r blk(coded) ☆, a lvl of unserious-ness, these bchs r str8 (no) up CLOWNS, “cuz u gay n’ stuff,” fwb 2 lovers, fluff + suggestive, not proofread @ all (SAWRY), loosely based on a story i have in mind, i have a visionᵎᵎ

l: v (very), wld (would), 2 (to), cld (could), bk (back), @ (at), nvr (never), 4 (for) // my slang is jus foolishness buh i can’t stop! update: im reading this thinking..damn this might give y’all a HEADACHE geezus, lemme make it make sense a bit fr 😭💀

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✎ “come.on. there’s gotta be fucking something..SOMETHING!” the last time ellie went shopping was almost half a yr ago. she wore her shit til the seams unraveled

✎ cue 2 a night when she tried 2 send an “accidentally on purpose” thirst trap but the second she pulled @ her shirt 2 flash a lil sumthin’, it came undone by the sides she still sent a pic

✎ wearing SCRAPS 4 clothing @ this point. “fffuuuuUUUUCCC—!” just a mess!

✎ n’ her excuse reasoning 4 STILL not going 2 damn store despite actually looking very forward 2 her night-out “it was in the spur of the moment!” (sheee literally had three whole days 2 go buh was all heart eyes n’ wobbly knees simply bcuz she had finally asked. oh, n’ bcuz her date said “yes,” obvi ♡)

✎ her hands shuffled robotically in front of her face before settling them on the back of her neck. terrible, TERRIBLE tics; she knew better than 2 bite @ her fingers

✎ especially after oc had made a comment that if she didn’t stop she’d end up with “frog fingers.” completely brushing over the countless vids of ppl they’ve seen wound up in the hospital bcuz of that that n’ a few other ridiculous warnings were thrown @ ellie if she didn’t want 2 end up accidentally leaving herself disfigured in the later future

✎ lightly being scared—or as she would call it, “bullied” out of her bad nervous habits

< from: my silly rabbit💋💋 > (tots didn’t personally put that in as their contact 030)

nobody:

u:

✎ but it was working. her lips also recovering from the excessive biting and lack of lip balm

LOL&;$:8:8.&IMFKNGONE ↴

✎ disgustingly dragging/typing out their laughter 4 emphasis on how funny they thought sumthin’ was, ranging from pure gibberish or (a personal fave) “AAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA” 4 obnoxiousness

✎ oc was as silly as they come: nvr failing 2 make an interrobang form above ellie’s head or getting a smile out of her

1) from a fucksesh that lasted nearly 3hrs, the both of them clocked out almost immediately right after. tho ellie’s slumber was cut short when she heard giggling in the middle of night. going thru emotions of confusion 2 anxiousness then annoyance n’ fearfulness. it was that she was being robbed or her place was haunted, n’ who tf had the time 4 either?? she leaned over, ready 2 shake oc awake n’ grab a bat she kept neatly stashed from underneath her bed buh paused when she saw them comfortably asleep with a fkn smile on their face. another giggle escaping their lips before they unconsciously stuffed their hand into their underwear

2) ellie could practically see the gears turning in their head from her peripheral. cocking their head 2 the side while they noisily slurped down a sweet tea they had gotten earlier from a lil donut shop right off of campus. a mischievous twinkle in their eyes. “..ellie,” they started ooh so casually “you know how to dance?” she squinted her eyes before rolling them. failing 2 suppress a smile which only grew bigger when oc surpassed hers with a cheshire-like grin “…no.” “So if I throw ass, how you gonna catch it?”

✎ dina shared that ellie was only working herself up. especially considering that they’d b out n’ around in such (inconsistent) humid + hot weather. with a pat on her shoulder n’ a “you’ll figure it out” 4 extra support, along with a promise to take her shopping next week. n’ ellie did. same way she let out a sigh of relief when she figured out which carnival 2 go 2 instead. this one being 30mins away. ellie didn’t want them to cross any paths with old habits. it was lowkey much 4 her that she still went 2 the same university

✎ oki, now ellie wasn’t exaaactly a player persay. tho she did happen 2 get around..often.. (unintentionally) leaving behind a lil more than a handful of broken hearts affiliated with either jesse or dina having 2 suffer n’ fend off awkward run-ins from “have you seen Ellie”’s. playing confused like they don’t practically live with her not like that’s their business anyway. blowing em’ off wit a neck scratch n’ a tired “she’s in jackson for the next two weeks.” followed up by a ray of annoyed texts sent her way: bro, call them already! x next time im giving them the keys to ur room buh-buh ntm on her! she’s a changed person now!

✎ tho she did met oc @ a time despite claiming she was done with hookups, happily welcomed them into her life with open arms, and open legs and an open mouth. but it was a treat 4 herself! had absolutely no expectations other than a lil summer fling @ best buh overtime she found herself wanting them 2 stay a lil longer (tho it took her awhile 2 admit it)

✎ she crossed her fingers n’ hoped, damn near got on her knees n’ PRAYED that they didn’t know about her promiscuities. like she didn’t spend her first 2yrs n’ sum change walking round campus with “community strap” practically stamped on her forehead—like that wasn’t exactly how n’ y they even met! (womp womp)

✎ ◁◁: oc knew of ellie best from a conversation they shamelessly eavesdropped on during composition. a girl n’ assumingely a fren, were trying 2 ever so quietly (buh failing) 2 talk about her. her n’ another one apparently. called them a “cock carousel,” tho admittedly confessing she’d like 2 get on that ride all dreamily. it made them curious

✎ damn her hypnotic green orbs n’ those scruffy ass shoes!

✎ dina ain’t give a shit fr lol. FINALLY an opportunity 2 give ellie a lil makeover after all those years she turned her down when they were younger, cuz apparently she was jus too cool 4 that shi n’ dina was willing 2 take whatever she cld get. ellie knew it was coming too

✎ “you know—“ “no.” “..?..you don’t even—“ “no.” “why are saying ‘no’, you don’t even—“ “no.” “you didn’t even—” “no!” “fine, be late to your date!”

✎ either ellie wasted more time tryna puzzle piece whatever was left of her wardrobe n’ b late or her clothes would come apart before she even left the damn house, making her even more late

✎ she knew she gave herself the short end of the stick. ellie didn’t even have 2 utter a “yes.” dina was already down the hall happily humming 2 herself, that deep exasperated sigh of defeat from ellie was more than enough. she could hear the clatter of doors opening. it’ll just have 2 do

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“Okay, look up again real quick!” “Oou put this on ‘nstead!” “Lemme add another strip!” Excited squeals circled the living room. I stood tall and balanced on the foot stool. Theatrically posing like a Zara Model (a.k.a unserious). I basked in my friends buzzing energy like a damn mannequin while they beautified me for my little adventure—oh! Sorry, DATE, of the night. Lightly..floating away.. back.. — .t

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a late convo in the middle of July.

< from: ew!..♡ >

then the beeeest fucking part

ending the night with elephant ears

or funnel-cake

u know, something like that

“Something like that..” I read her text aloud to myself. Geeked up in bed like she was a high-school crush: a finger pinched between my teeth and feet kicked up into the air. This was serious!

I motioned my hand in slow circles as I watched the three dot speech bubble appear then disappear for the next minute.

Mhmm..Oki!..Oki!

Then two.

..Oki!..Oki!…….Oki? My smile faltered and I stopped my movements.

It’s been five minutes.

I lulled my head to side and scoffed. My dazed smile turned agape.

< to: ew!..♡ >

…..i know this ain’t ur way of asking me out

…

ellie😭

i was working my up to it!

talking bout something like that

b a fkn lady!

damn! i won’t ask then!

ooooomfg, i was jus playing

it was funny.LAUGH!!!

elliiiieeeugh

We started spamming each other. Her pretending to be chicken shit while I demanded for an official proposal. I loved, fuckin’ DESERVED to be courted dammit!

fine! sorry!

..[redacted]

uuuugh

???

do u NOT want 2 take me out or sumthin?!?

bro, STOP

just let me do my thing!

“Just let me do my thing!” I mocked.

“Hmph!,” I let out a squeak as I hugged squeezed the shit out of my pillow. Growing silent while I waited. My heart racing.

can u go out with me?

What the..? I deadpanned and kissed my teeth.

i mean…..ig i CAN

u know, since that’s wha ur asking me

Giggling myself, I imagined her combing a hand through her hair while yelling out “oooooooh my gooooooo—!” I don’t care! This isn’t middle school!

toooots not w8g 2 b swept up off of my feet by prince charming or sumthin..

I dramatically pouted into the phone. Just sitting here! Waiting and waiting aaaanD WAIT—

O’ [redacted], O’ [redacted], wouldst thee liketh to wend out on a date with me to the

fuck it

carnival this saturday at 7??

Oh how dramatic!

WOAH?!

not even a “let down your hair” remix?? u went deep into the wenches wit it. u sure u nvr been 2 a renaissance fair b4🤨 bet they had ur freaky ass greet ppl by the s🚫x dungeons

u got that shi str8 from google anyway!!

Immediately a speech bubble popped up.

LOL

STOP, JUS LEMME HAVE A LAUGH OMGG

EHEM, EHEM!!

i wouldst v’ry much like—th..uhh that

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and u said I got my shit from google

took u 10mins just to look something up and put together that scrambled egg of a sentence

lmaooo

ANYWAYS!!

@ 7

T’is a date!

it’s a date

:)

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☾　˚₊‧꒰ა It’s a date! It’s a date! ໒꒱ ‧₊˚　　. 　　

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˚ . I threw my phone onto the bed and screamed into the pillow. Excitedly kicking my legs. ⋆ ⠀　　　⠀.　

　　˚　　　　,　“Wait, oh my gosh!”—I grabbed back my phone—“I gotta tell the others. Imma need help with this!” .

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< to: we r lightskin, n’ we can help you >

guess who’s goin on a date with a certain sum1 2 the carnival this Saturday, @ 7??!

I laid sprawled out. Waiting for my phone to blow up—bzzt! bzzt!.. BZZTBZZTBZZTBZZTBZZT! Oh, never mind.

What will we even do? Oki, I mean..yeah! It’s the literally the fair. Just get up on a damn ride, ‘woohoo’ n’ whatever, but like..it’s been a little minute since I’ve went out-out…especially on a date.

My smile fell and settled into a deep frown.

What if I embarrass myself? What if I don’t even get to do that? . What if she flakes out last minute? Or worse! What if—

“BOOOOORRRIIING!” I yelled. Wiping my face to swipe all of that negativity into the trash.

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　　　　　.　　　　“It’s a date,” I reassured myself. Lightly brushing my fingertips over my lips. That dopey smile making its way back on my face. “It’s a date.” ⠀✦

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✎ the house stood still. then came the hushed shrieks

✎ oc was suddenly pulled into a whirlpool of 21 questions n’ inspection: “text—no, CALL me when you guys get there! and give me updates every four hours.” “do you have your keys? what about your lipgloss?” “ur location still on?” their friend, brandy, patted n’ smoothed down the crop top she had picked out 4 them 2 wear (along with some shorts). “okay..okay..” reassuringly murmuring more 2 herself than them. making sure the 10 strips of boob tape was wrapped securely (they REFUSED 2 wear a bra again!..unless it was rly cute ofc)

✎ n’ right before they knew it , n’ could answer a damn question, they were shoved out the house with a slam behind them

✎ staring @ the puzzled freckled faced girl (who quickly collected themselves from tripping up the steps from the porch n’ almost crushing the gifts she had bought them)

✎ she was dressed in a plain black wife beater top, dark green lounge shorts n’ those damn converses. she scrunched up her face n’ scoffed @ nearly everything dina originally had picked out. hyping herself up in the bathroom “damn i look good” while dina stared @ her thru the mirror bored n’ rolled her eyes before walking away

✎ does that shit where she uses her spit 2 slick her eyebrows instead of buying eyebrow gel

✎ all of that just 4 her 2 hide in her car 4 almost 10mins outside of oc’s place bcuz she was doubtful n’ regretting her outfit choice

✎ oc ooooobviously thought she looked hot af (regardless/always) ♡

✎ “oh uh, sorry about that. my friends are uh..” oc’s hands flailed around as they tried 2 collect their words. pointing n’ looking back towards the front door, but paused when they didn’t see any light from the other side of the peephole. “the fuck..?” were they..seriously watching them?! looking 2 the window, immediately the curtains shuffled bk. NOSEY PERVERTED AS—

✎“like that isn’t you..” ellie let out a chuckle from behind them. “here.” she handed them an overly stuffed gift basket full of pop up confetti cards, candy n’ sum other things. knowing how much they love 2 b spoiled with all the lil silly things that makes their world go round. beaming like a child on halloween night

✎ ▷▷: engulfed by the shrill screams of kids n’ the aroma of overly sweetened treats in the air battling the occasional MUSK from ppl that refused 2 wear/carry deodorant. the two of them spent the first half an hr pushing thru the crowd 2 find one of those expensive air sprayed shirt displays. bought sets of two: coordinating n’ individuals. oc settled picked a stencil 4 their shirt 2 say heaven sent in bubble font with a hot babe on the side where ellie’s said hell bound in block font with a big headed styled chibi drawing of her

✎ individuals: oc’s got a bunny blowing hubba bubba n’ ellie’s was of the moon of course (she’s never taking it off btw)

✎ oc tots failed 2 b keep their frens posted buh @ least they turned on their location. it counts 4 sumthin!

✎ oc has a major sweettooth: practically inhaled a diabolical sugar rush of strawberry milkshake topped with giant lollipops, cotton candy, sprinkles n’ gummy bears. ellie felt sick jus looking @ it. they were getting caramel popcorn next

✎ all the rides were old n’ rusty as hell. went on the lil spooky merry go-round n’ not even a jump scare or sum flashing lights, jus riding in the dark 💀 wasted 3tickets 4 that shi

✎ they shared a liking 2 fast, spinning rides. jus another n’ a much more fun excuse 2 b up against each other (…in public)

✎ not silly, jus a menace: “put ur foot here” ellie bent down 2 show oc a cool trick, “now lift,” already walking away. pleased n’ laughing 2 herself. “UUUUGH!” leaving behind oc 2 grimace @ the glob of gum stuck beneath their shoe. yeah, cuz that’ll show em’ 4 putting a fkn ZIP TIE who tf just carry’s those??! on ellie’s car handle attached 2 a shopping cart 2 beat her in a (mini n’ SAFE) race back to her place

✎ “it was funny. laugh!” ellie mocked. circling oc as they pretended to b annoyed. “y’all hear sumthin?” literally jus talking 2 themselves, per usual. ellie kissed her teeth “such a baby, here I’ll make it up to you” she stride towards one of the many gaming booths where workers who looked like they had better things 2 do boringly resisted lines along “step right up…” (disappointingly looking nothing like nor holding the same enthusiasm like that one guy from that carnival video game) “which one you want?” oc pointed at a Kai-Lan plushie

✎ ooh, she cheated. it was either that or she was gonna (somehow) steal the plushie. the both of them coming 2 an agreeable justification: all the games were rigged

✎ hanging out 4 a bit, ellie ate two corndogs n’ oc stuffed their face full of fries (that were no different—literally bought from the grocery store, not they cared anyways. their argument being “it’s tastes better!”) while they complained n’ expressed their delight 4 the “architecture” of fairs. rambling on n’ on about how lame most places r now 4 taking down all the weird whacky shi: the giant objects on the walls @ in malls 4 advertisement, the fake homes above the deli/vegetable section in grocery stores, fuckin’ fast food restaurants n’ movies theaters losing wha made them movie theaters in the first place. “whyyy do i have to drive out of the state just to find a movie theater that still uses mothafuckin’ cutouts?!” all the things that made life a little more enjoyable. “look, look!!” holding up their phone 2 ellie’s face “i know what im talking about!!”

✎ completely bypassed the ferris wheel or a causal walk right after eating n’ excitedly got in line 2 the fkn GRAVITRON🧍🏽‍♀️learned absolutely NOTHING from the last time they went 2 the fair n’ ate a shit ton of food before going on a ride. literally has it set as a “rule” in their notes app

✎“shit, i think im gonna—“ ellie held her hand against her stomach as she hunched over the exit railing, covering her mouth. “im walking away from you” oc hurried down the ramp “you better not! stop!!” screaming @ ellie as she chased them around acting as if she was gonna vomit on them

✎ she actually did puke. making a frantic beeline to the bathrooms. oc gave them the french fry bucket they were gonna keep as a souvenir , incase she felt nauseous again buh the toilet wasn’t close by. they’ll jus get another one before they leave

✎ eventually the musky crowd dispersed, children’s screams were replaced by light squeals n’ the pitter patter of shoes against the grass mixed with unintelligible conversations

✎ the two of them made their way towards the back of the fair. headed str8 4 the funhouse that was freakishly empty. the glow from the red lights created a spooky ambiance. just walked right in cuz whoever was supposed 2 stand outside was nowhere 2 b found

✎ “this kinda reminds me of this music video..ca—mm..don’t know a lick of belig..em??..belginguam??” “Are you serious..” “Wait hush, hush, HUSH! uhh..belgium—YEAH, belgium!!”

✎ they started shuffling their body awkwardly, trying 2 replicate the dances in the mv. “lemme stop before something actually happens” it was supposed 2 b like a ritual/possession

✎ “uh uh, back up!” “what i thought you liked me?” ellie corned them tryna get a kiss. “yeah once u brushed n’ rinsed out your mouth! im not kissing no—stop, get off of me, FREAK!” they giggled. pushing her out of the way n’ running back outside

✎ ellie’s ego was satiated from showing off her gaming skills at a mini arcade (since when did they have those??), adding another plushy to the mountain oc was carrying beside her. tho their mood was a bit sour bcuz the photo-booth was out of order , all those pinterest reference photos they were so ready 2 recreate

✎ greedy as$ bought more fries, a burger n’ two extra corndogs. choosing 2 believe the money was being well spent . no real care 4 cost effectiveness , “it made me happy that’s all that matters!!”

✎ n’ ofc, ended the night wit elephant ears AND funnel cake ♡ (n oc’s phone blowing up 4 not giving the dets 2 their nosey frens)

damn that ending was FLAT!! lol 😭😭 tell me if i used hcs properly tho , literally jus told a whole story thru it cuz i couldn’t do it the other way (yet). was fighting 4 my life fr // thanks lot 2: [ @s-4pphics n’ @seattlesellie ] 4 encouraging me 2 write ^-^

[doublejango]

"Hey, Blitz? Ah'…..ah' know yeh' think yeh' gonna die alone because a lotta fuckas' have told yeh' that and….and ah' know yeh' ain't perfect by a long shot and have made some mistakes. But ah' just wanted yeh' tah' know that ah' lo-….ah'….lov-….geezus, nevermind. Ah' ain't even drunk. Ah' just….yeh' mean a lot tah' meh', okay? And that might sound pretty worthless comin' from a whore like meh' but ah'….wanted yeh' tah' know that."

Maybe for some people, a sweet and loving voicemail wouldn't break a heart.

Maybe for the lucky ones.

Blitz listened to it three times before he could breathe. He sat in his officer chair, feet up on the seat, tail and arms around his legs, staring down at the phone on his desk. The blue-white gleam from the screen and the golden glow from his eyes were the only lights in the room. Everything else was dark. Quiet.

"...ah wanted yeh tah know that..."

Angel sounded sincere.

He sounded like he meant it.

Angel Dust.

Angel Dust hadn't been at the party. Fizzarolli hadn't been at the party. Moxxie and Millie hadn't been at the party. Loona hadn't been at the party.

Blitz hit play again.

And this time, this time he heard it.

"I just wanted you to know that I lo-- I love..."

Eyes widening, he sat up slowly, dropping his feet to the ground. Blitz backed recording up and replayed that part. It--it couldn't be what it sounded like, because why the fuck would it? Why the fuck would anyone...

Shit.

Shit.

Feeling sick to his stomach, he stood up and walked over to put his face in the lemon tree. Hope no whores are stealing our lemons, he thought, the YouTube video still living rent-free in his head, loud and inane and completely out of place right now against Angel Dust's sweet voice admitting to-- almost admitting to something that had to be a mistake. Some cosmic fuckup. Because what if--

What if this time next year, Angel Dust was at the party?

What if he was the one leading a song?

What if he was the one aching with regret?

Blitz hugged the stupid tree, his breath shaky, fighting back tears. He wasn't going to cry. Not again. And somehow, he vowed, somehow he was going to protect Angel Dust from him. He was going to make sure Angel never, never ended up at the party.

"I won't break your heart," he whispered, not that Angel could hear it. When was he going to see him again--a few days? Blitz had lost track of time.

Fuck.

He straightened up, letting go of the tree, and leaned his head back.

The phone was quiet, so he walked over and hit Play again.

Angel's voice in the darkness, sweet and sincere, tentative, aware of the danger.

When I see him, Blitz told himself, I'll do whatever it takes to protect him. Anything. No matter what. Angel... Angel deserves better. He deserves so much better.

[ladylooch]

literally you can hear it when you say “hockey man accent”, and you know con has it and lio can flip into it like a second language,

connor is canadian so it’s how he talks all the time, he gives lucie the funniest compliments and plays up his voice when he flirts with her

connor is such a flirt with lucie

Lio dips into it as a joke with the boys, but doesn’t need it. He’s 100% Swiss and that’s enough to get himself a friend for the night 😜

Connor is hot but he’s so sweet that he gets overlook/ friend zoned a lot before Lucie.

Lucie likes to give Connor’s ego a boost from time to time. So one night out, she pushes Connor to try to pick her up at the bar. It doesn’t matter what he says, she’s going home with him, so he’s loose about it.

“Hey ya babe. You’re an absolute rocket. Whatdya say we head out of here and head back to my place, eh? Make ourselves a highlight reel for next award season.”

“Oh it’s bad.” She whispers to Lio over her shoulder, cringing as Lio is dying from laughter.

“Highlight reel? You haven’t had one of those since Cawledge Hawkey.” Lucie adjusts her accent. Connor immediately breaks character.

“Babe, you know I had 20 goals last year.”

“No tilts tho, eh bud?” Lio chirps.

“Ignore him. Keep going. Tell me about the rest of your stats.”

“Ah 30 assists.”

“Oh a good teammate. So sexy.” She begins to crawl her fingers up his arm. She trails her nails back down until his skin has goosebumps.

“Couple fights too.” He whispers, stepping closer.

“Hot. I like it rough.”

“Geezus.” Lio pushes back from his stool in disgust, walking away while tightly gripping his pint glass.

“I know you do.”

“You gonna show me your dangle, snipe and celly tonight?” Lucie says through a laugh.

“Let’s leave. Beat him back so we have the place to ourselves.”

Lio watches them walk out, taking his time getting back to the apartment. He’s rather cut off his left nut off than hear their bed rattle against the wall again.

[the-nysh]

nysh is a fan of trigun?? 👀👀 ohoho i knew you've got excellent taste~ who are your favorite characters and arcs? :D personally, i'm a big fan of millie for being an incredibly rare type of anime woman!

*me in the middle of a 200k fic* oh wai-OOOH omg, ahaha you saw that! Geezus, it's been like 20 years - truthfully I saw a new fanart reblogged by someone and I was like '...huh, this feels like it might reawaken something, lemme go revisit something to check...[several days of binge watching + reading later] oh good goddd my tween self was RIGHT; I REMEMBER now!'

Ahaha oh man, anyway re-looking at it with older eyes, yeah there were some outdated 90s filler gags that prob wouldn't fly now, that I'm glad the actual manga (barring the pilot ch) and new anime don't have those, as they didn't serve any purpose for the mc, who's practically an undying saint walking that lone, suffering road of redemption under the biggest stepford smile of pain & loss I've seen. I was also pleased the manga went pretty hard (seinen levels) expanding and committing to things that the old anime just didn't have enough info to do (both character + deep lore wise, esp for Wolfwood and the villain Knives, which the old anime kinda shafted), so I enjoyed that a lot - I was INVESTED to learn about all those traumatic scars and lost history! (Which imo surprisingly felt more like Xenogears/saga with the crash-landing mysterious 'alien' origins, psychotic evil twin, religious imagery, and deep space/sci-fi tone, rather than as a gunslinging spaghetti western.) Also noteworthy how each iteration of the story is completely doing its own separate thing now (the arcs and progression's all different, so beyond the lost July city and Fifth Moon incidents releasing his planet buster against his will, it's hard to choose a 'fav arc')...so yay 3 cakes!

I'd say that whenever shit got real though, the moment my mind started to wonder like '...wait, where are the girls? are they okay, what happ-' BOOM, they'd bust out saving the day or turning the tide in the most awesome way, full rejoicing and *whew* relief on my part!! (Ex, a fav manga moment: [spoiler] when Meryl burst out of his biblically accurate angel wings, understandably scared but with guns blazing, breaking the villains' locked stalemate, that was soooo fucking cool. ;o;) So yes, that was a lot of fun - and oh yes Milly!! She's like...if a classic himbo were female: large, sweet and strong and dopey, but also sharp, dependable, competent and so wholesome. :'3 Extremely good vibes to have her around~ (That I guess, the current speculation's how the anime's new guy might get fridged for Meryl's development, to take up his guns and meet her partner Milly later...but we'll see!) Other than that, I'm interested to see where the new anime takes things, as I can already recognize they're spinning in manga elements that were only introduced Very Late in the game - flipping the order around for what purpose, unknown yet, so hopefully they get enough real estate to properly cook things!

[sandiegokpop]

SWEET. Geezus

[calpicowater]

Week 29.5/52: July 17th- July 23rd 2023 | Universal Studios 🌍

OMFG UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOLLYWOOD IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PLACES IN LA OR IN THE WORLD EVEN HAHAHAHAHA. My overall experience here was 100% positive!!!! So many nice rides and cute characters to take photos of! Went there on a Tuesday and it wasn't super crowded and the wait times for rides were all reasonable. I'd managed to go to all the rides in the Upper Lot plus the Transformers Ride in lower lot HAHAHAHA. I think it was day well spent because I got to do everything I wanted to do. I would have stayed until 10pm but my mom was rushing to get out of there by 9:30 to avoid traffic LOL. Literally no regrets and totally doable in one day. I even got there at 10:30am... if you get there are 8am I say one day is enough even if you don't buy any express passes. My favourite place in Universal is definitely Wizarding World of Harry Potter... I have been a HP fan since I was a child and it's so neat to see everything come into life. I even tried the Butterbeer which tastes like sweet nothing AHHAAHHAHAA fail but an experience regardless. My favourite rides were also in HP World including the roller coaster outside resembling riding a Hippogriff which like GEEZUS that Hippogriff be insane but my no.1 favourite ride was the HP Ride inside that truned me upside down and I was clutching onto my phone for my dear life because I had no pockets LMAOOOOOO.

[sirknight29-redux]

Sweet Geezus...this fine muthaphucka heah!😍

Tabria Majors

[blundergato]

dear sweet geezus the cutscenes in that new dbz game, sparking zero, look like dog water.

actually the game kinda looks not great in general.

[ting-tang]

As she closes her eyes to sleep, thinking of her dream to write.. her eyes pop wide open as she realizes these guys are freaks, I've been trained by the best of the best. Yes, a pain in one's ass protects her like a brother they're family. A secret family (she thinks to herself) her own specials. Extra Specials. Guitar 🎸 hereos Rockstars. They have ALOT of explaining to do - I'm writing the songs they're putting music to realizing once again. Connected thru faith, gasoline the stars above. Not being able to sleep, this old house makes weird noises in random spots of the wood. Not so much a squeek more of a Damn stomp of a giants foot... her mind quickly back to daydreaming when it's time to start dreaming. It's him it's them omgaa. My mind will never stop until it's solved, she thinks......not a problem. Sweet geezus, no problem.

Write My Dream I can't even sleep.....they've taken over my mind, leaving me thoughtless more shotts of whiskey she fades to sleep. A real whiskey lullaby....